The end

'My only friend, the end....'

well thats that ladies and gents, Eurotrip is over in all senses of the word, today was my last day in Hvar, and as usual i saw the best beach on the last day, how fucking gay is that. The whole place is beautiful. Oh and for all you druggies who read this blog, i picked Marijuana today, yeah thats right, at the beach, there was about 15 giant bushes right where the pebble part of the beach ends (30 feet from the water) full of Marijuana plants, hahahhaha.....i have a whole plastic bag full of it, it will be dried and hopefully smoked in zagreb.....muahahhahahahahahahhaha

anyways, on wednesday night we went out, that is luna, gordon and me. We set out at 8 pm, with a 700 ml bottle of canadian whiskey and 2.5 liters of cola, with some ice we sat down at a park in the centre of Hvar (which is really about a tiny place where there are too many people) and watched people go by as we downed the whiskey, i dedicated one to orlando as i know that he is a big lover of whiskeys and rums with cola, so there ya go mate, i didnt forget ya. by 9 30 we went to the busstop, cause me and gordan had some buisnness to settle with two australian chicks who we met the night before when we went to the movies and then to a club in Stari Grad, mainly they owed us a round of drinks and seeing that our bottle was cashed by 9 30 we decided we would get them to buy it for us and then ditch on em...hahhaha....but the shop closed at 10 and the bus wasnt gonna get there till past 10, so i bought another identical bottle, and the bus came but no aussie chicks, means we missed em and they came earlier (our spy was my dad who also met them briefly and told us they were on thier way to Hvar).

C'est la vie, we then hid the drinks, and went to the most exclusive club on the whole island 'carpe diem' there was a line of about 60 people outside but we managed to jump it with ease, gordan had worked there 2 summers ago and got in on a connection, then we proceeded to go to the bar, where drinks are crazy priced, but we had a hookup, and got a cocktails for 3 people for the price of 1, then we got a giant 2 liter thing that was full of sangrai mixed with so many likers, and all the goodies and 6 gianormous straws, actual cost about 50 dollars, we paid 15. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA and got two giant shots of some orange shit FOR FREEE!!!

they played like funky jazz and we danced for about 2 hours, and at about 2 30 we left.

the place is full of golddigger bitches who would do anything for a free drink, and if they nsifff u got cash the biotches crowd on you like crazy.....funny assss shit. :)

and then we went to a place with some of his friends and all that, and at 4 45 am caught a bus back to stari grad.

thats about that, tonite is a gallery opening of exhibiton art that my dads frend owns, gonna check it out

tomm i leave for zagreb in morning and then on tuesday for austria which is straight for germany, and then fly out wednesday morning :)


HOLA MIAMI!!!!!

CIAO EUROPA!!!

might shed a tear when i leave, and land, hahahhaa, refference to earlier post! :)

take care all

Detox, Retox

Ok

i have decided to be nice, and forgiving, all those who have no responded to the previous post, have till i arrive back in Miami....thats the 17th of August at 6 04 pm.....yes only lav would write 6 04 pm......and when i log on in miami, whenever that may be and after god knows how many drinks....i will check...and perhaps in my drunken state, which is a guarnatee i will log on and publish what i consider to be profiles of people i know read this blog or have read it but have left no comment....and i cant promise ill be nice. And all of you who think that i dont know you read it, hahahahahah fooools!


now onto better things

Zadar was detox week after motovun and it was great, my moms old friends took me in like i was their son and i had a great time, and thier girls are adorable, 13 and 11 and so cute....hahahha, and im still big enough to toss them around in the water and them have no chance at fighting back.

Speaking of Zadar the actual old city is amazing, the buildings are all old roman built from stone, and the streets are beautiful classic architecture, with little tiny streets so that wind can blow through and cool. I also climbed a belltower and got a view of the city from the top and it was a sight to behold, the city is totally romanesque in design and everything, especially the rooftops.

All in all it was a quiet 5 days of relaxation and eating amazing tomatoes that are grown in thier own garden.......so sweeet....and bbq.....great food, ate a ton of proscuitto....:) and even went fishing and sailing around the coast, very good

So then my dad picked me up, and we went down to Split, and dani its really nice, just like we saw before on the way back from dubrovnik, especially Diocletians Palace, which is stunnning architecture, and as i hear the biggest and most complete roman ruin standing in the world, eat your heart out rome.

There we caught a ferry to Hvar, which i am going to call Paradise Lost. This island is something amazing, the water is so pristine clear, and i mean clear that sea hedgehogs are everywhere and they only stay in the cleanest of waters, you can see 20 feet down without even having to strain your eyes, sea cucumbers and everything, amazing, the adriatic is really taking my breath away.
And all my single male friends, mammmmmmmma mia are the ladies smoking, you walk down along the pathway, and look down on the rocks next to the water, and the topless chicks are everywhere, and not the ugly kind, top notch shit lads.

At night we went out, and its packed, like packed....and the women are goregeous, but even the women take a backseat, yeah thats right, to the spectacular yahts and jedrilice (those ships with sails and all that, forgot the name in english) which are jawdropping in elegance, size and sheer numbers

Hvar really is paradise island, and whoever goes with me next summer on eurotrip part II (barcelona, madrid, paris, prague, amsterdam, then the adriatic) is gonna be a happy camper when they get here, and taste the food, see the women, and take a dip in the water...

I dont know how im gonna be able to go to beaches in florida that are dirty and murky waters, where i cant even see my toes 2 feet down in the shallow part.

Oh yeah i mentioned cartoons....lads and ladies rank your top CHILDHOOD cartoons, and i dont wanna hear no shit about nasty cartoons like anime or all that crap....heres my list

1. Unchallanged and tip top.....GARFIELD!
2. Would love to put him number #1 but this doggy is stuck here.....SNOOOPY!
3. He's skinny, he's a panther, and he's pink.....PINK PANTHER!
4. Orignial cat and mouse act......TOM AND JERRY!
5. Just cause i love the line 've've hunting vabbits'.....BUGS BUNNY!

yeah thats about it...

oh yeah, my arrival is almost a week away, it will be a strange to not be here, and be there again.....but it will be nice to see everyones faces, and to sleep in my bed, but i dont know how i will cope with not being able to walk into bars, or even find caffes, and order a beer or a shot.....damn country...

All for now, gonna go have me a few drinks.....